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“There are only two times when I drink beer, when I'm alone and when I'm with someone else”

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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

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“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer”

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“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like it's being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman”

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“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”

Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)

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“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

Frank Sinatra quotes (American Actor and Singer, 1915-1998)

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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”

Kinky Friedman quotes (American Singer, Song Writer, Novelist and Politician. b.1944)

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“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”

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“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer”

Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958)
Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes

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“A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts”

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“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”

George F. Burns quotes (American comedian 1896-1996)

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