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“All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer”
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“Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English”
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“Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love”
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“Operator! Give me the number for 911”
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“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.” The Simpsons
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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
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“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.”
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“If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such”
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“Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family”
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“God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion”
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“Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't”
Nancy Cartwright quotes (American Actress, b.1957) Character: Bart Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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