Thinkexist Quotations

My Account Help

Add the "Dynamic Daily Quotation" to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy!

Quotation:

“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”

About: Funny quotes.

Add to Chapter...

1-10 Quotations of 2764

Users who liked this quote also liked:

“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

Jack Handey quotes (American Comic Writer, Comedian and Actor on SNL. Famous for his Deep Thoughts, b.1949)

Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“If you can't convince them, confuse them.”

Harry S Truman quotes (American 33rd President of the United States, 1884-1972)

Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried”

Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes. For: Funny T-shirt quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”

Similar Quotes. About: Friends quotes, Friendship quotes, Funny quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure”

Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back”

Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)

Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes, Cats quotes.

Add to Chapter...

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”

Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)

Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes, Relationships quotes.

Add to Chapter...

Suggested

> T-Shirt quotes
> funny quotes
> famous quotes
> movie quotes
> sayings
> proverbs
> funny sayings
> Inspirational Quotes
> Cute Quotes
> Friendship Quotes
> Motivational Quotes

ThinkExist.com Quotations
Privacy & Security Policy | Terms of Service | Advertise | About us | Press room | Contact us | Help
Copyright ® ThinkExist 1999-2016