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American Comic Writer, Comedian and Actor on SNL. Famous for his Deep Thoughts, b.1949

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' ”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“On the other hand, you have different fingers”
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