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American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Me fail english? Thats unpossible.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha! (looking at Uruguay on the globe).”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.”

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