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“When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”
Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954)
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“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey quotes (American Comedian, b.1958)
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“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
Rita Rudner quotes (American Writer and Comedian, b.1955 Miami, Florida, USA)
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“The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”

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“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
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“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
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“A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are”
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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
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