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“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”

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“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”

Bill Hicks quotes (American Comedian, b.1961)

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“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?”

Willie Nelson quotes (American country western singer)

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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

Benjamin Franklin quotes (American Statesman, Scientist, Philosopher, Printer, Writer and Inventor. 1706-1790)

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“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”

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“Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest one; a cold beer - and another one!”

Old Irish toast quotes

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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”

Kinky Friedman quotes (American Singer, Song Writer, Novelist and Politician. b.1944)

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“But the greatest love - the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother - Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another”

Irish Sayings quotes

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“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

Bill Hicks quotes (American Comedian, b.1961)

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“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.”

Matt Lauer quotes (American Journalist, b.1957)

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“I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”

David Sedaris quotes

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