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“Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest one; a cold beer - and another one!”

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“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”

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“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder”

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“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”

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“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

Benjamin Franklin quotes (American Statesman, Scientist, Philosopher, Printer, Writer and Inventor. 1706-1790)

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“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world”

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“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”

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“Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”

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“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer”

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“But the greatest love - the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother - Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another”

Irish Sayings quotes

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“Here's a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, With the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, Than the foam at the top of the stein”

Anonymous Toast quotes

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