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“Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.”

Denis Leary quotes (American Actor, b.1957)

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“If you judge people, you have no time to love them.”

Mother Teresa of Calcutta quotes (Albanian born Indian Missionary and Founder of the Order of the Missionaries of Charity. Nobel Prize for Peace in 1979. 1910-1997)

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“So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.”

Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

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“My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.”

Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

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“My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.”

Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

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“It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.”

Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

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“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.”

Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

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“I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.”

Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

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“I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...”

Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

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“I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.”

Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

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“My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.”

Denis Leary quotes (American Actor, b.1957)

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