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American TV Host and Comedian, b.1950
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know anything about running the government. Didn't hurt George Bush.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“John Kerry speaks French fluently. Democrats are saying he's one in a million. A war hero who speaks French, isn't it more like one in a trillion?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“John Kerry said today that he stands by ... his claim that certain foreign leaders have told him that they hope he wins. And George Bush fired back. He said oh yeah, certain Supreme Court justices have told me that I'm going to win.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant operation. The guy is doing fine, but the bad news is, he can't stop throwing rocks at himself.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They can have a strong economy, they can have a good health care plan, and they can have a free and fair voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“President Bush said for security reasons, he's sworn off all e-mail communication. He will not be using email at the White House at all. Is that a good idea? I mean, it's not like that speaking thing was working out so good.”
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