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American TV Host and Comedian, b.1950
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Politics is just show business for ugly people”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“According to this week's Time magazine, President George Bush is a serious fitness buff. He works out 60 to 90 minutes a day with weights. Apparently he likes working out because it 'clears his mind.' Sometimes it works a little too well.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. They were going to call it Operation Iraqi Liberation until they realized that spells 'OIL.'"”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home. When he heard that, President Bush agreed and announced plans to bomb Ohio.”

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