http://www.thinkexist.com Your Quotations website en-us Copyright ® ThinkExist 1999-2006 info@thinkexist.com Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:00:00 EST "If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, "This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water?" And eventually he dies of thirst." http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/shelley_berman/