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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe New Women! I could barely recognize them as being of the same sex as myself, their buttocks arrogant in tight jeans, openly inviting, breasts falling free and shameless and feeling no apparent obligation to smile, look pleasant or keep their voices low. And how they live! Just look at them to know how! If a man doesn't bring them to orgasm, they look for another who does. If by mistake they fall pregnant, they abort by vacuum aspiration. If they don't like the food, they push the plate away. If the job doesn't suit them, they hand in their notice. They are satiated by everything, hungry for nothing. They are what I wanted to be; they are what I worked for them to be: and now I see them, I hate them.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAnd you don’t get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office; they have other people there, you can flirt, you know? You go, “Hey! Oh, you’re new here, aren’t you? How are you getting on? Do you want a coffee? I was gonna go get a coffee- I can get you a coffee… You know, I like my coffee like I like my women- in a plastic cup!”



Beekeepers can’t do that! 2,000 bees… (buzzing sounds)



“Hello, there, you in the street! You’re new, aren’t you?”



(scared) “Huh?”



“Do you want a cup of coffee? It’s no problem! (buzzing continues) No real problem…”



“I don’t want a cup of coffee from you! You’re covered in bees!”



“I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees! Now back off, back off!” (screams)



They’re always just behind you… or in front. If beekeepers get together, and go in a sort of general outing, and they’re in a van with a lot of bees following, “Faster! Faster! (buzzing sounds) Faster! Put your foot down!”(sighs) Yes…
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 Eddie Izzard quotes (British stand-up Comedian and Actor. b.1962)

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