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Russian born American Comedian. b.1951
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.”

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