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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe glass ceiling gets more pliable when you turn up the heat.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhen the water starts boiling it is foolish to turn off the heat.

 Nelson Mandela quotes (South African Statesman First democratically elected State President of South Africa (1994), 1993 Nobel Prize for Peace, b.1918)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteTARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.



The Enemy of Human Souls Sat grieving at the cost of coals; For Hell had been annexed of late, And was a sovereign Southern State.



"It were no more than right," said he,

"That I should get my fuel free. The duty, neither just nor wise, Compels me to economize -- Whereby my broilers, every one, Are execrably underdone. What would they have? --although I yearn To do them nicely to a turn, I can't afford an honest heat. This tariff makes even devils cheat! I'm ruined, and my humble trade All rascals may at will invade: Beneath my nose the public press Outdoes me in sulphureousness; The bar ingeniously applies To my undoing my own lies; My medicines the doctors use

(Albeit vainly) to refuse To me my fair and rightful prey And keep their own in shape to pay; The preachers by example teach What, scorning to perform, I teach; And statesmen, aping me, all make More promises than they can break. Against such competition I Lift up a disregarded cry. Since all ignore my just complaint, By Hokey-Pokey! I'll turn saint!" Now, the Republicans, who all Are saints, began at once to bawl Against _his_ competition; so There was a devil of a go! They locked horns with him, tete-a-tete In acrimonious debate, Till Democrats, forlorn and lone, Had hopes of coming by their own. That evil to avert, in haste The two belligerents embraced; But since 'twere wicked to relax A tittle of the Sacred Tax,

'Twas finally agreed to grant The bold Insurgent-protestant A bounty on each soul that fell Into his ineffectual Hell. --Edam Smith

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time to share one of my favorite children's classics, it's called: "How the Grinch Stole the Election". And ah--I'd like to read it to you now, shall we?



Every Jew down in Jew-vile liked elections a lot,

But the Grinch who lived over in Austin did not.

I know they'll be voting for Gore, he was thinking,

By Wednesday--the latest--I'll be back to my drinking.

Election Day came and the voting was close,

At one point the Grinch even started to boast,

'It's the Grinch by a nose!' all the newsmen exclaimed,

Even Dan Rather who was clearly insane.

But was he the winner, hey not so fast--

Al Gore called him up and said, "Grinch, kiss my ass!"

The race was too tight to say who was elected,

The Grinch was so stressed his face got infected.

All eyes turned to Jewville to sort out the mess,

But Hyman and Hershel and dear old Aunt Bess,

Were too senile to vote for the one that they liked,

They poked the wrong hole and joined the Third Reich.

The Jews down in Jewville took to the streets,

To complain about fraud, not to mention the heat.

The Grinch said something that couldn't be gosher,

'This election my friends, is perfectly kosher.'

Then a judge ruled each vote should be counted by hand,

The Grinch said, 'That's not what my brother Jeb had planned.'

His lawyers filed motions and junctions and writs,

Demanding that Gore and the Jews call it quits.

But just when the Grinch thought the deal had gone through,

He met Cindy Lou Lipshitz, age 92.

'Why?' she cried, 'Did you steal our election?'

The Grinch just laughed and gave her a lethal injection.

They say the Grinch's ego grew 3 sizes that day,

Unfortunately his brain went the opposite way.

So here's a lesson for now and for later,

Donít blame me-- I voted for Nader!"
 xxxbefxxx

 Bill Maher quotes (American Comedian, Actor, Writer and Producer. b.1956)

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