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“Titanic clashes in this video courtroom are likely to swirl around botched paint jobs, unshoveled sidewalks, defective toasters, aggressive guard dogs and every conceivable, and sometimes inconceivable, mishap involving a dry cleaner.”
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“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
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“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
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“I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
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“Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.”
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“Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?”
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“I knew my mother had it in for me from a young age. My bath toys were an electric toaster and hair-dryer.”
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“I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.”
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“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
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