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“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash quotes (American Writer of humorous poetry who won a large following for his audacious verse. 1902-1971)
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“I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people”
George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)
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“To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. - Deep Thoughts ( Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“Liverpool can be very lonely on a Saturday night, and it's only Thursday morning.”
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“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.”
Lyndon B. Johnson quotes (American 36th US President (1963-69). 1908-1973)
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