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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...





...and you finish off as an orgasm.
 Mehgan

 George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteRetirement kills more people than hard work ever did.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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 Abe Lemons quotes (American basketball college Coach. 1922-2002)

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