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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

 Franklin P. Jones quotes (American Businessman, 1887-1929)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more important to do.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMy Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?

 Billy Wilder quotes (Austrian-born American motion-picture scenarist, director and producer, 1906-2002)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteRevenge is a much more punctual paymaster than gratitude

 Charles Caleb Colton quotes (English sportsman and writer, 1780-1832)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteDEPUTY, n. A male relative of an office-holder, or of his bondsman. The deputy is commonly a beautiful young man, with a red necktie and an intricate system of cobwebs extending from his nose to his desk. When accidentally struck by the janitor's broom, he gives off a cloud of dust.



"Chief Deputy," the Master cried,

"To-day the books are to be tried By experts and accountants who Have been commissioned to go through Our office here, to see if we Have stolen injudiciously. Please have the proper entries made, The proper balances displayed, Conforming to the whole amount Of cash on hand --which they will count. I've long admired your punctual way -- Here at the break and close of day, Confronting in your chair the crowd Of business men, whose voices loud And gestures violent you quell By some mysterious, calm spell -- Some magic lurking in your look That brings the noisiest to book And spreads a holy and profound Tranquillity o'er all around. So orderly all's done that they Who came to draw remain to pay. But now the time demands, at last, That you employ your genius vast In energies more active. Rise And shake the lightnings from your eyes; Inspire your underlings, and fling Your spirit into everything!" The Master's hand here dealt a whack Upon the Deputy's bent back, When straightway to the floor there fell A shrunken globe, a rattling shell A blackened, withered, eyeless head! The man had been a twelvemonth dead. --Jamrach Holobom

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteUnited Metropolitan Improved Hot Muffin and Crumpet and Punctual Delivery Company.

 Charles Dickens quotes (English novelist, generally considered the greatest of the Victorian era, 1812-1870)

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