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“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.”
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“All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.”

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“For a long time it puzzled me how something so expensive, so leading edge, could be so useless, and then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.”
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“Real Programmers use C since it's the easiest language to spell.”

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“Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.”

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“It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.”
dmg Edsger Dijkstra quotes (Dutch computer Scientist. Turing Award in 1972. 1930-2002)
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“If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization”

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“Computer programmers do it byte by byte”

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“Real Programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.”


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“Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.”
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