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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteCar designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

 Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteDivorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.

 Susan Faludi quotes (American feminist and Writer, b.1959)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!
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 Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteTo get back on your feet, miss two car payments

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMore than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

 Robert Orben quotes (US magician and comedy writer, b. 1927)

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