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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteExcept during the nine months before he draws his first breath no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does

 George Bernard Shaw quotes (Irish literary Critic, Playwright and Essayist. 1925 Nobel Prize for Literature, 1856-1950)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...





...and you finish off as an orgasm.
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 George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI haven't been with a woman in nine months.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteYou can't make a baby in one month, even if you make nine women pregnant

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.

 Albert Einstein quotes (German born American Physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955)

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