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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteDinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe neurotic is nailed to the cross of his fiction.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAmbition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretch her fingers to touch the heavens.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteOPPOSITION, n. In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it. The King of Ghargaroo, who had been abroad to study the science of government, appointed one hundred of his fattest subjects as members of a parliament to make laws for the collection of revenue. Forty of these he named the Party of Opposition and had his Prime Minister carefully instruct them in their duty of opposing every royal measure. Nevertheless, the first one that was submitted passed unanimously. Greatly displeased, the King vetoed it, informing the Opposition that if they did that again they would pay for their obstinacy with their heads. The entire forty promptly disemboweled themselves.

"What shall we do now?" the King asked. "Liberal institutions cannot be maintained without a party of Opposition."

"Splendor of the universe," replied the Prime Minister, "it is true these dogs of darkness have no longer their credentials, but all is not lost. Leave the matter to this worm of the dust." So the Minister had the bodies of his Majesty's Opposition embalmed and stuffed with straw, put back into the seats of power and nailed there. Forty votes were recorded against every bill and the nation prospered. But one day a bill imposing a tax on warts was defeated --the members of the Government party had not been nailed to their seats! This so enraged the King that the Prime Minister was put to death, the parliament was dissolved with a battery of artillery, and government of the people, by the people, for the people perished from Ghargaroo.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteA nail is driven out by another nail; habit is overcome by habit

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteDon't waste good iron for nails or good men for soldiers

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe nail that sticks up gets hammered down

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMarriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
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