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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteMick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.

 Truman Capote quotes (American short-story Writer, Novelist and Playwright, 1924-1984)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteLady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].

Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...

Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago.

Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?

Lady: Breast.

Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?

Lady: I'm a nun.

Samantha: You have none.

Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story.

Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...

Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years.

Samantha: So then...you don't have sex?

Lady: No.

Samantha: Never had sex?

Lady: No.

Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more.

Lady: Go right ahead.

Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?

Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week.

Samantha: Happy to help.
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 Sex and the City quotes (American TV series. Starring Sarah Jessica Parker, )

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHe [Mick Jagger] moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire.

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