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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...





...and you finish off as an orgasm.
 Mehgan

 George Carlin quotes (American stand-up Comedian, Actor and Author. b.1937)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHe who does not live life to it's fullest can never know the true meaning of life ...

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIt is not what we get. But who we become, what we contribute... that gives meaning to our lives.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteLife is like art. You have to work hard to keep it simple and still have meaning.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteLife has no meaning the moment you lose the illusion of being eternal.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteYou have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

 Winston Churchill quotes (British Orator, Author and Prime Minister during World War II. 1874-1965)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIt's not the events of our lives that shape us, but our beliefs as to what those events mean.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHave you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.
 skrehmani

 Neil Gaiman quotes (English born American Novelist, Journalist, Screenwriter, Children's author and Comics writer of American Gods, amongst many others, b.1960)

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