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“When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.”
dmg Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“The question is not so much whether there is life on Mars as whether it will continue to be possible to live on Earth”

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“I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.”
Mignon McLaughlin quotes (American Journalist and Author, 1913-1983)

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“It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off.”
William Shakespeare quotes (English Dramatist, Playwright and Poet, 1564-1616)
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“Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.”
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“I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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“Performance enhancing drugs are banned in the Olympics. Ok, we can swing with that. But performance debilitating drugs should not be banned. Smoke a joint and win the hundred meters, fair play for you. That's pretty damn good. Unless someone's dangling a Mars bar off in the distance.”
maaatin Eddie Izzard quotes (British stand-up Comedian and Actor. b.1962)
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“Thou art the Mars of malcontents.”
William Shakespeare quotes (English Dramatist, Playwright and Poet, 1564-1616)
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“A visitor from Mars could easily pick out the civilized nations. They have the best implements of war.”
Herbert Prochnow quotes
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“Space flights are merely an escape, a fleeing away from oneself, because it is easier to go to Mars or to the moon than it is to penetrate one's own being”
Carl Gustav Jung quotes (Swiss psychiatrist, Psychologist and Founder of the Analytic Psychology, 1875-1961)
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