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I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the
Kitchen Appliance
Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
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Comedian
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1968
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2005
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