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“Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."”
Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)
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“I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“In the childhood memories of every good cook, there's a large kitchen, a warm stove, a simmering pot and a mom.”
Barbara Costikyan quotes
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“I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shit fresh. Well, that's a fresher....I'm going on break.”
santiz Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)
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“If you can organize your kitchen, you can organize your life.”
Louis Parrish quotes

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“The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen and a cook in bed”
Geoffrey Gorer quotes
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“Bad cooks -- and the utter lack of reason in the kitchen -- have delayed human development longest and impaired it most.”
Friedrich Nietzsche quotes (German classical Scholar, Philosopher and Critic of culture, 1844-1900.)
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“If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.”
Harry S Truman quotes (American 33rd President of the United States, 1884-1972)
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“In examining the potential of individuals, we must focus on their strengths and not just their mistakes. We cannot be limited by what they may have spilled in the kitchen.”
William Pollard quotes

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“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out”
Phyllis Diller quotes (American comedienne and actress, born 1917)

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