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“It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.”
G. K. Chesterton quotes (English born Gabonese Critic, Essayist, Novelist and Poet, 1874-1936)
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“Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?”
George Bernard Shaw quotes (Irish literary Critic, Playwright and Essayist. 1925 Nobel Prize for Literature, 1856-1950)
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“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
Stephen Wright quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1955)
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“I should stop myself from dying if a good joke or a good idea occurred to me”
Voltaire quotes (French Philosopher and Writer. One of the greatest of all French authors, 1694-1778)
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“With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law; and every time they make a law it's a joke.”

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“The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.”
Oliver Herford quotes (American Writer, 1863-1935)
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“My life has been one great big joke, A dance that's walked, A song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke, When I think about myself.”
Maya Angelou quotes (American Poet, b.1928)
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“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
Rita Rudner quotes (American Writer and Comedian, b.1955 Miami, Florida, USA)
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“When in doubt, go for the dick joke.”
Robin Williams quotes (American actor)
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“Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.”
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh quotes (Indian Spiritual leader, 1931-1990)

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joke synonyms: antic, caper, capers, gag, gagged, Gags, jape, jest, jests, laugh, laughed, laughs, prank, pranks, trick, tricked, tricks, wheeze, yak.

See also: joked, jokes, joking.

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