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“If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!”
Kinky Friedman quotes (American Singer, Song Writer, Novelist and Politician. b.1944)
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“A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."”

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“The Jewish people, ever since David slew Goliath, have never considered youth as a barrier to leadership.”
emstone John Fitzgerald Kennedy quotes (American 35th US President (1961-63), 1917-1963)
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“I was born Jewish and so I remain, even if that's unacceptable for many. For me, the vocation of Israel is bringing light to the goyim. That's my hope and I believe that Christianity is the means for achieving it.”
Jean Marie Cardinal Lustiger quotes

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“Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.”
Henny Youngman quotes
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“A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"”
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“America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas.”
John Burton Brimer quotes
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“With satanic joy in his face, the black-haired Jewish youth lurks in wait for the unsuspecting girl whom he defiles with his blood, thus stealing her from her people”
Adolf Hitler quotes (German Chancellor, leader of the Nazi party, 1889-1945)
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