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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIt's difficult to choose between two blind goats.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteCenturies ago, sailors on long voyages used to leave a pair of pigs on every deserted island. Or they'd leave a pair of goats. Either way, on any future visit, the island would be a source of meat. These islands, they were pristine. These were home to breeds of birds with no natural predators. Breeds of birds that lived nowhere else on earth. The plants there, without enemies they evolved without thorns or poisons. Without predators and enemies, these islands, they were paradise. The sailors, the next time they visited these islands, the only things still there would be herds of goats or pigs. .... Does this remind you of anything? Maybe the ol' Adam and Eve story? .... You ever wonder when God's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?
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 Chuck Palahniuk quotes (American freelance Journalist, Satirist and Novelist. b.1961)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.

 Elton John quotes (British singer, composer, and pianist, b.1947)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteDo not mistake a goats beard for a fine stallions tail

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf the beard were all, goats could preach

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHitler liked to spend a lot of special time with goats.

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