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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

 Billy Wilder quotes (Austrian-born American motion-picture scenarist, director and producer, 1906-2002)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteEverything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else

 Will Rogers quotes (American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humour, 1879-1935)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteFrom there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

 Dr. Seuss quotes (American Writer and Cartoonist best known for his collection of children's books. 1904-1991)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNature has a funny way of breaking what does not bend

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet.

 Angelina Jolie quotes (American Actress, b.1975)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhen a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.

 George Bernard Shaw quotes (Irish literary Critic, Playwright and Essayist. 1925 Nobel Prize for Literature, 1856-1950)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

 Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)

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