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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteOh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI have other fish to fry.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteWhat's with the eye? [Fry]
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteFRYING-PAN, n. One part of the penal apparatus employed in that punitive institution, a woman's kitchen. The frying-pan was invented by Calvin, and by him used in cooking span-long infants that had died without baptism; and observing one day the horrible torment of a tramp who had incautiously pulled a fried babe from the waste-dump and devoured it, it occurred to the great divine to rob death of its terrors by introducing the frying-pan into every household in Geneva. Thence it spread to all corners of the world, and has been of invaluable assistance in the propagation of his sombre faith. The following lines (said to be from the pen of his Grace Bishop Potter) seem to imply that the usefulness of this utensil is not limited to this world; but as the consequences of its employment in this life reach over into the life to come, so also itself may be found on the other side, rewarding its devotees:



Old Nick was summoned to the skies. Said Peter: "Your intentions Are good, but you lack enterprise Concerning new inventions.



"Now, broiling in an ancient plan Of torment, but I hear it Reported that the frying-pan Sears best the wicked spirit.



"Go get one --fill it up with fat -- Fry sinners brown and good in't."

"I know a trick worth two o' that," Said Nick --"I'll cook their food in't."

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNext to fried foods, the South has suffered most from oratory.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI like children - fried.

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteIf a mans gonna eat fried chicken, he's gotta get greasy.

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