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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteNow it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bog-gglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.

The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

`Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets

himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteTonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight for it

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteA God who let us prove his existence would be an idol

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThe very impossibility in which I find myself to prove that God is not, discovers to me his existence.

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