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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteOnion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.

 Erma Bombeck quotes (U.S. humorist, 1927-1996)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteXiminez: Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- *four* counts. Do you confess?

Wilde: I don't understand what I'm accused of.

Ximinez: Ha! Then we'll make you understand! Biggles! Fetch...THE CUSHIONS!

Biggles: Here they are, lord.

Ximinez: Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- *two* last chances. And you shall be free -- *three* last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Wilde: I don't know what you're talking about.

Ximinez: Right! If that's the way you want it -- Cardinal! Poke her with the soft cushions!

Ximinez: Confess! Confess! Confess!

Biggles: It doesn't seem to be hurting her, lord.

Ximinez: Have you got all the stuffing up one end?

Biggles: Yes, lord.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteHonest men are the soft, easy cushions on which knaves repose and fatten.

 Thomas Otway quotes (English Writer, Dramatist and Poet He was one of the creators of sentimental drama through his convincing presentation of human emotions., 1652-1685)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI cannon off the cushion! I pot into the middle pocket.

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