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“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”
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“It is not so very important for a person to learn facts. For that he does not really need a college. He can learn them from books. The value of an education is a liberal arts college is not learning of many facts but the training of the mind to think something that cannot be learned from textbooks.”
Albert Einstein quotes (German born American Physicist who developed the special and general theories of relativity. Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. 1879-1955)
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“You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."”
minnao4 Tom Petty quotes (American Guitarist and Singer (Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers) b.1950)
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“A college education should equip one to entertain three things: a friend, an idea and oneself.”
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“I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they'll know this is someone else's territory.”
dmg Jack Handy quotes (American Writer and cast member of Saturday Night Live from 1991-2003. Famous for his Deep Thoughts comedy sketches.)
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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
wolfdyke Frank Zappa quotes (American Composer, Guitarist, Satirist and Song Writer, 1940-1993)
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“That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!”
dmg Dan Castellaneta quotes (American Actor and Writer, b.1958) Character: Homer Simpson quotes. TV Show: The Simpsons quotes
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“Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.”
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“The most conservative persons I ever met are college undergraduates. The radicals are the men past middle life.”
Woodrow T. Wilson quotes (American 28th President of the United States 1856-1924)

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“Education is a private matter between the person and the world of knowledge and experience, and has little to do with school or college.”
Lillian Smith quotes (American Writer, 1897-1966)
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