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“The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid”
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“Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“A bartender is a temporary pharmacist with a limited inventory”


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“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'”
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“I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.”
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“Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.”
W. C. Fields quotes (American Comic and Actor, 1880-1946)
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“A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says "Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"”
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“A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.”
Jim Bishop quotes (American Writer, 1907-1987)
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