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“Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.”
bumbo Chuck Palahniuk quotes (American freelance Journalist, Satirist and Novelist. b.1961)
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“Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an anti-gay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole.”
Judy Carter quotes (American Actress, Comedian and motivational speaker)
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“Samantha: Like it’s my fault! I shouldn't be punished for not having kids. I should be rewarded! Since when did kids become the Get Out of Cancer Free card? He's basically saying that I'm a whore who deserves chemo!! Carrie: No, I...I don't think that's what he was saying. Miranda: What I don't understand is.. if they got it all, why do you need chemo? Samantha: Because he's an asshole. Carrie: Evidently there could be something microscopic. Samantha: Like his dick. Carrie: Excuse me, do you have cancer or Turrets?”
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“You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.”
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“In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.”
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“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one!”
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“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
edu Jim Morrison quotes (American Poet and Singer. Member of the American band The Doors and one of rock music's mythic figures. 1943-1971)
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