“I think my greatest single achievement took place on a Tuesday in March, when, with much bribery and corruption, I got them to clear the Grand Canal. That was truly Wagnerian.”
“Wagner was a monster. He was anti-Semitic on Mondays and vegetarian on Tuesdays. On Wednesday he was in favor of annexing Newfoundland, Thursday he wanted to sink Venice and Friday he wanted to blow up the pope.”
“I'm just going to go out there and just let it all loose out there. I'm going to show them why I feel I'm the No. 1 guard going into the draft this year. ... I've heard some good things and I've heard some bad things. I'm just waiting until I hear the official.”
