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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“So I went to the Doctor's yesterday. He said, "What appears to be the problem?" I said, "I keep having this dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away." He said, "How can I help?" I said: "break my arms."”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'”

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