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American Comedian, b.1955
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Hermits have no peer pressure.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, so. What did you think?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“What a nice night for an evening.”

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