“The problem with the bacteria hypothesis is that an extremely high concentration of bacteria must exist before they begin to produce light. But what could possibly support the occurrence of such a large population?”
“But there could be other areas we simply don't know about yet. In fact, we're already beginning to receive feedback from additional witnesses of milky seas. Some of these accounts occurred in regions we had not thought to look before, and we're currently working to find matches with the satellite data.”
“Katrina drove home the point that natural gas is a very dangerous market to be caught short in at the wrong time. Another hurricane or extended hot spell could precipitate a real energy crisis.”
“Humor makes a lot of sense right now. There's so much competition when people are watching TV. Humor is a great way to stop people and grab their attention for 30 seconds.”
