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American Comedian, Writer, Producer, Actor and Musician. b.1945
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I gave my cat a bath the other day. . .they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . .”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.”

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