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“How young can you die of old age?”
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“If God dropped acid, would he see people?”
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“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
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“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
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“It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.”
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“I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's gonna be up all night.”
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“Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?”
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“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.”
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“My friend invented Cliff's Notes. When I asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, "Well, first I... I just... well, to make a long story short..."”
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“My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.”
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