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American Actress and Comedian, b.1952

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Women are cursed and men are the proof.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I hate the word housewife; I don't like the word home-maker either. I want to be called Domestic Goddess.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny finally and ultimately sated... but enough about the pork.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“There isn't any 'New Man.' The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.”

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