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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“[There's a] secret story ... They call me Tater Salad.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“As a woman grows older, you can give her a [tummy-tuck], you can give her LASIK if her vision goes bad and you can give her a hearing aid. But you can't cure stupid,”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Drunk in Public Tour.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Like a lot of Iowans, I have to drive just to meet basic needs, ... Am I going to drive into town for a loaf of bread and a half gallon of milk or am going into town to play cards with friends? Probably not. So it's definitely fewer trips.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I believe if life gives you lemons make lemonade…then find someone that life gave vodka to and have a party.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I think the big question is how much more expensive it will make the wine. The real test of it is once it's produced and on the shelf, what are people willing to pay?”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It's not like driving the freeways of California. It's dog-eat-dog out here. You have to have water and food and be ready for most anything to happen.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“That's the other guy, ... I'm more of a shut-r-down kind of guy.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I hope you've enjoyed some of the new stuff tonight as well as some of the old stuff, ... I'll never forget this night as long as I live.”

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