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American
Writer
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1955
Miami, Florida, USA
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“I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.”
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“My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.”
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“My mother buried three husbands Ð and two of them were only napping.”
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“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”
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“I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them”
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“Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before”
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“They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.”
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“Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?”
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“Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.”
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“Now that we've got the East-West All-Star game here, don't you think there's the possibility that someday we'll have our own team?”
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