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American comedienne and actress, born 1917
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Our dog died from licking our wedding picture”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.”

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