Thinkexist Quotations
My Account Help
Add the "Dynamic Daily Quotation" to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy!
 
All Paula Poundstone
QuotationsAuthorsTopicsKeywordsContributors My Quotations More...
Famous people:  Name|Nationality|Occupation|Date|Curiosity 
 Authors > Pau Pau > Paula Poundstone
1-10 Quotations of 13

Paula Poundstone quotes

bookmark email link cite rss
American Comic, b.1959
Paula Poundstone quotes
Popularity:
Paula Poundstone popularity 7/10
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."”

 Paula Poundstone quote

Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”

 Paula Poundstone quote

Similar Quotes. About: Children quotes, Funny quotes, Adulthood quotes, Ideas quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer”

 Paula Poundstone quote

Similar Quotes. About: Animals quotes, Cats quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.”

 Paula Poundstone quote

Similar Quotes. About: Sin quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do”

 Paula Poundstone quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done.”

 Paula Poundstone quote

 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name”

 Paula Poundstone quote

 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It is the best part of the night. The classic (interactive) lines are 'Where are you from? What do you do for a living?' I almost always get something interesting.”

 Paula Poundstone quote

 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I like to work on New Year's Eve. It has a nice spirit; a nice feel about it. If you are all about the 'year-end' thing at all, then laughing with fellow human beings is a great way to start the new year.”

 Paula Poundstone quote

 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I think that's why they have so many relgious freaks in the airports...they even keep the flowers behind the counter 'Go, go my children...be fruitful and annoy."”
 Anakitia

 Paula Poundstone quote

 Add to Chapter...
       Paula Poundstone quotes - next
<< Paula Peterson quotesPaula Radcliffe quotes >>

   
Suggested
> T-Shirt quotes
> funny quotes
> famous quotes
> movie quotes
> sayings
> proverbs
> funny sayings
> Inspirational Quotes
> Cute Quotes
> Friendship Quotes
> Motivational Quotes
ThinkExist.com Quotations
Privacy & Security Policy | Terms of Service | Advertise | About us | Press room | Contact us | Help
Copyright ® ThinkExist 1999-2014