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Creators and stars of the television comedy series Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“And now for something completely different.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“He must be a king.
Why?
He hasn't got shit all over him.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Jesus did. I was hopping along, when suddenly he comes and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next moment me livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by your leave. Look. I'm not saying that being a leper was a bowl of cherries. But it was a living. I mean, you try waving muscular suntanned limbs in people's faces demanding compassion. It's a bloody disaster.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Dinsdale, He was a nice boy...... He nailed my head to a coffee table.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Rogerthe Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
REG: What?!
LORETTA: It's my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But... you can't have babies.
LORETTA: Don't you oppress me.
REG: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.”
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